Greg

@themanwhofell

I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.

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It turns out the thud I heard last night was indeed a bird crashing into the window. There's an imprint and some feathers.

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I told you. And none of you believed me.

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Have you ever wondered wha your favourite Twitterers look like? Now you know. Retweet.

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I can't believe I came top in THE OFFICIAL POLL for the best person on Twitter.

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Yom Kippur ending with a beautiful sunset. Makes me want to set fire to things.

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This man is still a bit of a twat.

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This man is a bit of a twat.

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Making canapes. But are they good enough for Michel Roux Jr?

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The lights on my ceiling. They were designed by HP Lovecraft.

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MY girlfriend had sea bass, which is a kind of fish. It tasted like a fishy cloud. That is a good thing.

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LOOK at it. Look at it. The biggest, juiciest kleftico. I could marry it. Or just fuck it. Or eat it.

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THE houmouss was very oily, which is good. The calamari was very squiddy, which is even better.

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LOOK at those starters. Ridiculously, they are free. It truly is the best restaurant of all time.

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HERE is some fruit and veg at a shop in Bounds Green. Plentiful grapes.

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LAST night my girlfriend and I went to glamorous Bounds Green for a Greek meal. Here is Bounds Green.

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My own tribute to Keith Floyd on the BBC's Have Your Say page.

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My favourite Daily Mail comment on last night's Derren Brown thing.

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Bill Cosby and Richard Dawkins really do look VERY similar. Even dress the same.

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My pizza. I added antipasti and extra cheese.

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And here's a doodle I did on the back of an envelope whilst watching Nigel Slater.

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