Greg

@themanwhofell

I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.

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This picture depicts how I feel about Twitter today.

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My winter beard. I fear I may have to get rid of it soon.

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A special political message from Graham Coxon.

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Today's news in more complex graphical form.

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The weekend news in graphical form.

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My new look: Peruvian llama scarf and toothpick.

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Today's important news stories in graphical form.

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I have made you a new avatar. It is perfect in every way.

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When I say "I am in a room" this is normally the room I am in. Depressing.

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Today's news as I understand it. In diagram form.

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I once again have a full-sized Tweetdeck. I feel like a real man.

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I cannot decide if I should grow a full beard for winter.

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Found it. I was always ahead of my time.

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Madonna appears to be going out with David Bentley with a spray tan.

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My mouth. About an hour ago. I need to tidy up my beard.

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Hello Mr Potato, you're looking very lovely today.

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I made a poster for my reading next week.

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My greasy lunch. I normally have porridge and some macrobiotic pasta shapes.

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Is David Cameron the man to lead us to safety?

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The desk in the lounge. It's a bit cluttered. It's not my fault.

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