I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.
This picture depicts how I feel about Twitter today.
My winter beard. I fear I may have to get rid of it soon.
A special political message from Graham Coxon.
Today's news in more complex graphical form.
The weekend news in graphical form.
My new look: Peruvian llama scarf and toothpick.
Today's important news stories in graphical form.
@RebeccaFront I have made you a new avatar. It is perfect in every way.
When I say "I am in a room" this is normally the room I am in. Depressing.
Today's news as I understand it. In diagram form.
I once again have a full-sized Tweetdeck. I feel like a real man.
I cannot decide if I should grow a full beard for winter.
Found it. I was always ahead of my time.
Madonna appears to be going out with David Bentley with a spray tan.
My mouth. About an hour ago. I need to tidy up my beard.
Hello Mr Potato, you're looking very lovely today.
I made a poster for my reading next week.
My greasy lunch. I normally have porridge and some macrobiotic pasta shapes.
Is David Cameron the man to lead us to safety?
The desk in the lounge. It's a bit cluttered. It's not my fault.
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