Greg

@themanwhofell

I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.

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Pina COladas. Like creamy boobs.

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"All is not well in Toyland". Oh 99p shop, how you mock me.

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New shirt, clippered haircut and trimmed beard. Note the empty Pringles tube in background.

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I'm enjoying your TV appearance but slightly confused by all the sex toys.

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My book alongside 's own literary triumph. Both at Big Green Bookshop.

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Haringey has passed a new law. Every shop has to direct people to the nearest Burger King.

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Mark and in The Big Green Bookshop. Simon is pretending he's in Ned's Atomic Dustbin.

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The melee outside of Primark. I can't be bothered to put an acute accent on melee. Sorry.

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Wood Green, today. There's a Subway. There's a KFC. In the distance you can see Primark crowds.

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Yesterday's spanish omellete from Casa Pepe. The dim lighting does not do it justice.

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People often ask me how small I am. The answer is: very small (probably not safe for work).

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Today's trending topics, now featuring .

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I don't understand these adverts, but I see them everywhere.

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To be fair, he does use a very large pen.

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The Sun have no right to complain about Mr Brown's handwriting.

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The Man Who Fell Asleep mug, as once available on Cafepress.

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Today's mento-cultural news diagram. Avoid it at your peril.

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and . I am first and foremost an artist.

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I'm quite sad that when I was a child I didn't get an anti-terrorism car.

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My breakfast/lunch/brunchfast today. It may be a contributing factor in my fatness.

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