Son, brother, performer at UCB, writer for Saturday Night Live.
Volunteer poll workers in Florida!
All my insecurities can be traced to the fact that I live in Elephant Dick's old apartment
My comment on @NYTimeskrugman's column "Mitt's Gray Area" still unapproved, @NYTimes cowering to Big Sideburns Dye
This is my pending comment on today's Paul Krugman article, titled "Mitt's Gray Areas". Your move, @NYTimes.
@ebrawley @gilozeri First sighting in nearly 2 years of Gay Larry Bird, seen here eating a sandwich.
Sad, Patriotic @BrianGlidewell
New billboard for NBC's Whitney:
Off to take a nap while my nephew eats chicken wings. Pic of the owner of the bunny sock-clad foot: #LTT
Cleaning up apt bc nephew is coming to town today. Before pic suggests I'm into anonymous Porky's parties. #LTT
@jpurnell when he becomes @jpurnell:
#wereallweiners Support Rep. Weiner by tweeting erotic photos of yourself. I'll start:
My mom just burst into my apartment, belting "You Mean The World To Me", winning the worldwide Best mom Contest
SPOTTED! Chris Gaines
Cagematch, 11PM tonight @UCBTheatreNY. Choose wisely.
Bummed about missing Ragnarock's show tonight, so treating myself to steak in a St. Charles, IL hotel bed
Last tweet about Dad's funeral--I look damn good in this $12 Wal-Mart shirt. #mostattentioniveeverpaidtofashion
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