Josh Patten


Son, brother, performer at UCB, writer for Saturday Night Live.

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Volunteer poll workers in Florida!

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All my insecurities can be traced to the fact that I live in Elephant Dick's old apartment

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My comment on 's column "Mitt's Gray Area" still unapproved, cowering to Big Sideburns Dye

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This is my pending comment on today's Paul Krugman article, titled "Mitt's Gray Areas". Your move, .

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First sighting in nearly 2 years of Gay Larry Bird, seen here eating a sandwich.

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Sad, Patriotic

New billboard for NBC's Whitney:

Off to take a nap while my nephew eats chicken wings. Pic of the owner of the bunny sock-clad foot: #LTT

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Cleaning up apt bc nephew is coming to town today. Before pic suggests I'm into anonymous Porky's parties. #LTT

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when he becomes :

#wereallweiners Support Rep. Weiner by tweeting erotic photos of yourself. I'll start:

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My mom just burst into my apartment, belting "You Mean The World To Me", winning the worldwide Best mom Contest

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SPOTTED! Chris Gaines

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Cagematch, 11PM tonight . Choose wisely.

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Bummed about missing Ragnarock's show tonight, so treating myself to steak in a St. Charles, IL hotel bed

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Last tweet about Dad's funeral--I look damn good in this $12 Wal-Mart shirt. #mostattentioniveeverpaidtofashion

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