Indeed

"If we use it as an implant do you think they will believe yours are bigger than Maggie's now?"

Tuesday: On Ones way to the "Murdoch made for tv event"

President and First Lady Obama, welcome to the land of the Lilliputians.

Yes Michelle, One knows EXACTLY how you feel. Fuck! ing boring

Even Michelle was saying today (One can lip read) "Fucking Wind"

Royal transformation: from Queen of England to Aer Lingus cabin crew

Bloody well caught her reaching in One's handbag fishing around for One's flask

Cuts forcing One to think out of box Pony rides for school fetes village shows open days. Ride old nag Camilla avail @ extra cost

Egads! Must One be continuously haunted by Beatrice's face & that hat? Why is this fugly image from the wedding still in the papers?

Apparently marrying old cows gives you wings as well

One sees the photo the UK did not want released has been leaked. Our secret weapon is out.

Cameron's hair raising statement on today's news.

Bloody hell, none of the budget was sacrificed on decorations - could anyone lend @thefuckingpm a flag or 2?

Now One sees which side of the family she got her teeth from.

The latest yearbook photo of Boy George Osborne from the Westminster School of Social Engineering for Boys

Oh the irony in todays news section of the Telegraph

Better keep that helmet Osbourne, you'll need it about it town when you get back.