Shade queen. Editor of @BuzzFeedLGBT. My book PRELUDE TO BRUISE comes out September 1, 2014. Represented by Charlotte Sheedy.
LORDT. I'm crying in the middle of this damn park. #JetJones
Oh, my heart. #JetJones
I've found @The_Rumpus coffee mug mothership. #JetJones
A private tour of the Southern Pacific Brewery here in the Mission. #JetJones
So, @IsaacFitzgerald refuses to wear sunscreen. @AndyJeanius and I are not pleased.
"But @IsaacFitzgerald both shirts look exactly the same. Why are you crying?"
That moment you realize @IsaacFitzgerald is, in fact, trying to get you to move to San Francisco.
At the Camellia Grill, when you order the pecan waffle, they bring syrup AND butter. #NOLA #JetJones
Found it! I love the Pecan waffle at the Camellia Grill. #JetJones #NOLA
These sidecars @jameyhatley is making... Chile... #JetJones
@ralphiehardesty I'm gonna let you slide one time 'cause I love you but... "tranny jokes" earn you--
OH GOD. The guy seated next to me is one of those affable businessmen who wants to talk. Man down! Man down! #JetJones
Well damn. I'm seated so far to the back of the plane, I don't even have a window. LMAO. #JetJones
@rgay That's when I hit them with--
Hey, Columbus, OH! Mark your calendars for 6/16 at 3pm. The GLITTERBOMB approaches, hunties!
The fact that autocorrect on my iPhone keeps trying to turn "time" into "damn"....
OMG! OMG! I just found a picture of my aunt and uncle with Kerry Washington! WE FAMOUS Y'ALL!
Twerking with your thing showing on a Tuesday evening? Ma'am.
Art is my weapon.
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