John Gara made the amazing illustration that accompanies the essay. It's so beautiful, I screamed when I first saw it.

Get into it, children.

What a night! Thank you for having me, Berkeley Slam.

Someone snapped this photo of me voguing at #SwaggerLikeUs a couple of weeks back. LMAO. Love it.

I started a twerk team today. You know, something to pass the time on a Sunday.

@gurlwhereyouat OMG!

Q.U.E.E.N.

The dress code for Janelle Monae's show tonight: "Creative black tie attire preferred." My pants...

@CAKESDAKILLA GURL. I just looked him up on tumblr...

Whew! This FAHN man is Broderick Hunter.

Y'all, @sassycrass realized that you can enter OTHER PEOPLE'S handles into Twee-Q. *Birdman handrub*

My favorite ghost.

Apparently, I have a porn stache now. Yay!

Okay... I'm done. *looks at picture* NOOOOOOPE. LMAO. Looking like a sectional from Rent-A-Center. Whoo, Jesus.

Shade queens.

New shades.

Y'all, Twitter gave me glitter!! Thanks, @marksluckie! *twirls*

*twerks*

My barber and I have decided my hairdo is called The Side Swipe.

Awww. He's the cutest and saddest dog I've ever seen. I'm gonna name him Miguel.