Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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The other one probably says the same thing.

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We’ve all been there.

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Her mom wanted to try something new. I don’t think this was the look she was going for.

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This store is very hard to get to.

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Potato teddy bear?

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Let’s put our heads together.

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Someone has a great sense of humor.

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He’s about to bring the heat. Literally. Those pants look very warm.

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Melissa couldn’t figure out why her salon wasn’t getting customers.

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I love this photo of Ryan Phillippe from In Style. He definitely has “the look.” And a little something extra.

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I think he really likes Mickey. I see it in his smile.

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I love a bird dog.

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Wanna lie in the sun? Get in line.

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I found this stuck to my pantyhose.

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What kind of gift do you get for a man and his 4 wives? Easy. Snuggies.

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He does.

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That flag looks familiar.

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Oh deer.

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Put the leash down. The dog stays with me.

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Looks like he’s starting with the A, B, C and double Ds.

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