Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
I made up a new game in Orlando. It's called Universal City Walk The Plank. I had my writer Amy test it out.
Me and my favorite coaster partner.
The only thing better than riding rides is riding them with your friends.
A word of advice: if you’re gonna get your wife’s name tattooed, make sure they know how to spell it.
That’s the last time her husband forgot to take out the trash.
Keep your friends close, and your guinea pigs closer.
The good thing is, if you mess up your gymnastics routine, no one will notice.
Here’s a pic from my new segment, “Awesome Album Covers.” Talk about places you don’t want a fire.
I’m no plastic surgeon, but this might be a bit too much.
Mama used to say she had eyes in the back of her head. I think I’d rather have that.
Stack it, or throw it right in the far place.
It’s almost time for the Royal Wedding. I still haven’t gotten my invitation. But I did get a refrigerator.
Some things are so cute, you need to wear a helmet.
I bet it’s my vibrating bra.
It’s easier to learn “rollover” with a friend.
I'll see y'all 9am Sunday.
There’s nothing worse than a nearsighted cat.
Never make a promise you can’t keep.
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