Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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I made up a new game in Orlando. It's called Universal City Walk The Plank. I had my writer Amy test it out.

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Me and my favorite coaster partner.

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The only thing better than riding rides is riding them with your friends.

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A word of advice: if you’re gonna get your wife’s name tattooed, make sure they know how to spell it.

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That’s the last time her husband forgot to take out the trash.

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Keep your friends close, and your guinea pigs closer.

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The good thing is, if you mess up your gymnastics routine, no one will notice.

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Here’s a pic from my new segment, “Awesome Album Covers.” Talk about places you don’t want a fire.

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I’m no plastic surgeon, but this might be a bit too much.

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Opposites attract.

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Excuse me?!?!

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Mama used to say she had eyes in the back of her head. I think I’d rather have that.

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Stack it, or throw it right in the far place.

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It’s almost time for the Royal Wedding. I still haven’t gotten my invitation. But I did get a refrigerator.

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Some things are so cute, you need to wear a helmet.

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I bet it’s my vibrating bra.

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It’s easier to learn “rollover” with a friend.

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I'll see y'all 9am Sunday.

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There’s nothing worse than a nearsighted cat.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep.

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