Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
How do you find a white cat in the snow? Ask a horse.
Someone’s getting in the spirit of Easter.
The Easter Bunny meets the Passover Pug.
I don’t know what’s crazier… this haircut, or how much she loves it.
If you see any Awesome Album Covers, I wanna see ‘em! Until then, I’ll be playing some tunes for my petunias.
I guess I can’t compete with that.
I know we’ve shared a lot with each other, but I feel like you still won’t let me in.
I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t love a rabbit that’s bigger than they are.
I'll have the salad.
If Finding Nemo 2 isn’t happening, I better start developing characters for other movies. What do u think of this?
I’ll be the big spoon, you be the little spoon.
These two aren’t going to let stereotypes get the best of them.
This picture makes me miss Orlando.
You’re not a window either, but I can still see right through you.
What are you, blinds?
These kittens are clean.
These are delicious. Perfect for Ganks Thiving.
This looks warmer.
This looks warm.
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