Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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It’s so good to see Ryan Phillippe. Wouldn’t you agree, ladies?

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I couldn’t figure out why our listings said this about my show http://twitpic.com/1n15tu Then I remembered this

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Just hanging out with & , no big deal. (Oh wait, big deal.)

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All you need to know about this picture is that someone in this photo might win a 2010 GMC Terrain.

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Cory Monteith () had an interesting audition for “Glee” – so I made him reenact it on my show today.

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I got the chance to help this woman/mother of 5 (soon to be 6!) as part of our Yay May. I love this part of my job.

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See the car behind me? It’s a new GMC Terrain, and someone’s winning it this week. (Or I’m gonna keep it for myself)

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from Modern Family got my dogs drivers licenses. I’m gonna start using The Club on my steering wheel.

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Happy Mother’s Day, Mama. I love ya.

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All in the family: me, Mama, my sister-in-law Casey, and my niece Eva.

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Idol cast-off Aaron Kelly is here to chat and perform!

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DENNIS QUAID IS HERE!

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My niece Eva made her television debut on my Mother’s Day show!! Isn’t she the cutest?

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Andy Zenor helped me give away Lands’ End beach towels & gift cards today. He works hard for the money.

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I got 2 itty bitty beamers for Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids & I tricked them out so they can help me achieve world domination.

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Today I met the tiniest tap dancer I’ve ever seen, so I gave him a pair of orange tap shoes! #WebOfWonder

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I scared Scarlett Johansson today with a giant bumblebee.

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If you want a chance to win big and say “Yay, May!” go to our website. She did: http://su.pr/2nwK2Y

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My back is out again, so Portia had to dress me. This is what I wore all weekend.

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