Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Look at this brand new baby calf born yesterday at The Gentle Barn! How sweet is she?

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Eddie Murphy told me I’m funny, sexy, and that I smell good. This is the start of something beautiful.

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One of Mama’s birthday presents today: Antonio Banderas. You’re welcome, Mama.

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This woman will go down in history as the luckiest audience member ever because of this picture.

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Robert Pattinson debuted his new hair on my show today. Looking sexy. Am I right ladies?

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Me & . I should get him to do MY eye makeup next time!

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Jaden Smith showed off some karate skills and dance moves on my show today.

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Everybody knows is my BFF, but today I made a BBFF (Best Brunette Friends Forever).

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I gave Steve Carell & his wife very tasteful presents for their 15th wedding anniversary.

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Here’s a pic of the home viewer I gave the GMC Terrain to – right when she discovered Jeannie at her door.

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& I comparing notes on our swagger.

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& I comparing notes on our swagger.

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Want to win a cruise by throwing a coconut through a hole? Then today’s game is for you http://bit.ly/9l8XW3

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This 12 y.o. singer/songwriter Greyson Chance is AMAZING. I think the look in my eyes says it all. #GreysonOnEllen

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I’m not sure exactly when this pic was taken, but I’m pretty sure & I are laughing about his tattoo.

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I’m not sure exactly when this pic was taken, but I’m pretty sure & I are laughing about his tattoo.

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I always love it when my friend stops by.

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I still can’t believe how much energy I get from vitaminwater zero http://bit.ly/961hRG

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Miranda Kerr & I are just two sexy ladies talking about what makes us sexy.

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Kimmel’s on Twitter. Follow him. He saved my life once. RT following Ellen...to the death, if necessary.

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