@britneyspears, if I did Letterman’s Top Ten, which outfit do you think I should wear?

Thanks for the roses California Blooms. Your followers are kind to vote @theellenshow to receive a bouquet.

I've hidden two tickets to @britneyspears Circus Tour at this Circus Liquor. Look under the clown & pick me up a 6 pack.

Britney, congrats on your Teen Choice Award. Now that we both have surfboards, let's go surfing! It'd look something like this:

Here's a picture of me with all the folks from "So You Think You Can Dance". I think it was overwhelming for all of them to meet their dance idol.

Here’s a pic of me with @davidblaine If you want to see him blow my mind watch TBS Sat night at 9e/8c

I'm taping my TBS special right now. Here I am backstage with Kanye, he just performed.

Matt Nathanson is an amazing singer and songwriter. He’s also got some of the best taste in underwear I’ve ever seen. Take a look:

Smokey the cat has taken over our futon backstage. See for yourself. I’m told he’s already put in a request for my dressing room.

Tony is all prepared for summer too! Take a look for yourself.

Did you know that Tony likes cougars? I was suspicious before, but this photo proves it.

There's nothing cuter than a basket of kittens. Come on!

Tony got asked to go to the prom and he accepted! It wasn't the first time, though. I found his prom picture from 1985.

This fawn and bobcat were rescued from the Santa Barbara fires and are now friends. The animals need your help!

Animal Rescue Team working near the Santa Barbara fires needs your help. Click here to find out how: http://bit.ly/ni1Q9

Pittsburghians, rush to The Fence at Carnegie Mellon University. But you have to bring a melon. The first 8 win a HUGE prize!

I'm gonna be on the December cover of "O"! Here's an idea for the photo. Just hope Oprah doesn't think it's too conservative.

I think Matthew Perry should change his Twitter pic to get more followers. Here's my suggestion. Let me know what you think.

Tulane Students: Bring a six pack and your school I.D. to the Red Freckle Sculpture! Go Now!

I always knew Tony did his part to help the environment, but today I found out how committed he really is. Take a look.