Dapper Diner


I eat. My 4 basic food groups are foie gras, sweetbread, truffle, & pork belly. All posts are solely the thoughts of my 5th personality. I am offensive.

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Flame on!

Flame on!

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White people can't dance @pbfw

White people can't dance

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The dangers of cream filled pastries.

Earlier scene cook off

Normally I make people buy my calendar when they make photo requests.

Dollah bill yo! has a new ring.

Hah smoking in 's unlocked rental. He'll make her pay.

Finally got to see bike at his party yesterday.

Bwahaha... I helped find/was w/you when you bought the umami paste!

But can it grow special shrooms, ? Who got the 2nd box?

Hah! Finally got christmas presents from

I'm buying beer. $100 worth for various people. And myself.

That's right, ladies. Can I get this on a shirt?

Whole Foods in SoMa all over situation.

Seems different on a Sunday.

Work has decided to take us to lunch here... Umm, no. I need real cocktails.

Sister to "trouble."

Drove by a Taco Bell... Trying this just for

Hello old friend... It's been ages since I've fired you up.

Phone warrior

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