warsaw ghetto fabulous pizza bagel, OCD Enthusiast
once upon a time, this dress was lewinskied during a facial gone awry. #gratuitousinternetcleavage
this habanero burger is making me light headed. #meatquest
this isn't a microwave: it's a magical pie time machine
don't have a scale with me but this cookie is pretty heavy so I know it's gonna be good #boringjobfatthighs
it's a surprise every time I open the microwave. #shorttermmemorydeficient
wow look how much last night's takeout weighed. That's how I rate the quality of my dinner.
yes I keep a bag of chocolate chips under my pillow. It's called being prepared.
look how much coffee I had today. must be making me feisty #neurontin
a discarded magazine rack in the trash room - a jew must have moved out. #JihadKitty #ROC
yes, my sister and I ate half a pan of baked ziti for lunch. #carbiegirls
This is what I did all day
anyone in #ROC have a gun or small explosives? don't really know what else to do with this CSA cabbage
my uncle makes better brisket than my mother. like 34x better. shhhh
kitty bitch: the boot tray was full of boots and umbrellas and I couldn't sit in it #indoorcatproblems
just obtained this rad empty pickle jar. storage/lame craft ideas are endless! AND I'm wearing my most fun socks!
I call my dog porkchop or sometimes pumpkin because she's fat. #breadsnacks
jew kryptonite: discount periodicals. can't resist magazines I don't even like
thanks to my PIC peep for posting this fairly agressive #passiveaggressivenote PSA
this is my dog. we're both sturdy brunettes
Dirty Delia @barelyferal
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