the cunty jew


warsaw ghetto fabulous pizza bagel, OCD Enthusiast

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once upon a time, this dress was lewinskied during a facial gone awry. #gratuitousinternetcleavage

this habanero burger is making me light headed. #meatquest

this isn't a microwave: it's a magical pie time machine

don't have a scale with me but this cookie is pretty heavy so I know it's gonna be good #boringjobfatthighs

it's a surprise every time I open the microwave. #shorttermmemorydeficient

wow look how much last night's takeout weighed. That's how I rate the quality of my dinner.

yes I keep a bag of chocolate chips under my pillow. It's called being prepared.

look how much coffee I had today. must be making me feisty #neurontin

a discarded magazine rack in the trash room - a jew must have moved out. #JihadKitty #ROC

yes, my sister and I ate half a pan of baked ziti for lunch. #carbiegirls

This is what I did all day

anyone in #ROC have a gun or small explosives? don't really know what else to do with this CSA cabbage

my uncle makes better brisket than my mother. like 34x better. shhhh

kitty bitch: the boot tray was full of boots and umbrellas and I couldn't sit in it #indoorcatproblems

just obtained this rad empty pickle jar. storage/lame craft ideas are endless! AND I'm wearing my most fun socks!

I call my dog porkchop or sometimes pumpkin because she's fat. #breadsnacks

jew kryptonite: discount periodicals. can't resist magazines I don't even like

thanks to my PIC peep for posting this fairly agressive #passiveaggressivenote PSA

this is my dog. we're both sturdy brunettes

Dirty Delia

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