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How is gonna charge $8.99 for a small and $8.60 for a medium?

Do you even #Namaste?

You didn't do nothing but ... Yay Aggies RT : AND YOU'RE WELCOME....

Feel your pain.

Just got a happy birthday serenade from . It was really sweet.

Oooh you got us . Have fun watching us in the playoffs tonight. #Dynamo

But … no Rockets vs Bobcats! I appreciate the suggestion. Is it the .eu or .org maybe? Checking.

THIS is how many “saucers” my sister has. I’ve never seen anyone utilize a single one.

I feel naked without nail polish

Tried. Can’t stop. Take it or leave it.

What shoulder? 10-10, 70 yards and a TD. #HeartlessRobot #JFF #TAMU #BTHOVandy #HashtagMania

I mean, what the fuck IS this?! Acting like I’m doing shit. Jesus - nice dude but psycho as hell.

Awwww fuck this. Close, close, close.

Nope. For me. Need new glasses, like these.

Happy Floyd

Got sold out by . Question: what happens next? Got my own ideas...

this one. I did some blocking. Don’t need that crap anyways.

Bitchy Brady is the best type of Brady.

Can someone put a Cutty head on this?! Please???