Alice Laussade

@thecheapbastard

I'm the CEO of @Meat_Fight. And somehow, I recently won a James Beard Award for Humor.

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Here it is, for real. Crank? Or just one arm on the wall, one out of frame for creative purposes? @graedrake
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Here it is, for real. Crank? Or just one arm on the wall, one out of frame for creative purposes?

So scary.

Short rib tacos via Hacienda on Henderson. In yo face!

Mom crack cocaine. #yeahimpathetic

It's wooden and way more badass than my kitchen for $30.

Is this just a bottle of period blood?

Homemade Strawberry Pie smells like a Pop Tart.

Either I'm learning a new word today or something was lost in translayshone.

Cobbler and bday cake buffet? Dallas just won fattest city again.

Rainbows!!!

Four-burner paella @ mom's house = life changed.

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Seriously, Avocado pit? Seriously?

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Mmmm. Hot chocolate, Snuggie and an Old Lady Magazine

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Massive dump?

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...So, LA wants us to know they support soldiers? Uh. Okay. Kinko's, methinks we have a problem.

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Wow. Dallas wants to be LA so bad we stole their police cameras. (photo taken in Downtown Dallas.)

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'roided-out rats on board?

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Whoa, Butternut. Whoa.

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