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Happy Birthday, Daddy!

Wow, matte top coat is awesome! No more glossy nails!!! Please excuse the shoddy paint job.

Strawberry Balsamic, Salted Oreo ice cream at Little Man!!! So delicious.

I'm so awesome today that I spilled my Jamba Juice on my pants.

Hello, beautiful shoes of my dreams... #huminax3

Round one, all you can eat seafood. Both plates are mine, bit am with . #leggo

Possibly the funniest thing I've seen all day! Hahaha

What's wrong with this photo?

Boo, you whore! This is what I have to look at =(

Look who I met at the game! =) #Broncos

Happy Birthday, Tommy! Miss you, <3 you! #lesigh

With at my holiday party! =]

Nuchka looks like a princess and I look like a house! Her husband is very handsome!

Nuchka's princess dress!

Poor Stella =( also, tow trucks are expensive.

Left side is CT scan before surgery last night, right side is from this morning. Tumor was soooo huge! =( #fuckcancer

Got my lunch and these two were sitting right on top. No chance in Hell I'm eating this now! #assonfire

I can sum up Anya's bachelorette party/bridal shower in one photo.

Holy SHIT, I want these shoes!

The intestine in this chao long is delicious and I'm so fscking happy right now! #nomnomnom