I'm a writer. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
I kinda miss living a block away from the Brooklyn promenade on days like this.
Matt Damon is such an important movie star that he gets his own category in the Cablevision on demand movie menu!
Brooklyn's worst nightmare: Glenn Beck eats at the Chip Shop. How do you feel Park Slope?
So happy am I that the Oscars are on, I decided to break out a can of Sparks I'd been saving for a special occasion
I've now tried 5 times to order Julie & Julia and all I've gotten is Cablevision's version of the Fail Whale:
Does every murderous Long Island broad look the same? At first glance I thought this was Amy Fisher:
Sadly, Grover from Sesame Street couldn't even help Rick Sanchez decipher the metric system. #shortys
Hey @jeffduncanTP. Got my 2010 Saints commemorative book in the mail from the Times-Pic today. It's beautiful!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is trying to make my head explode this morning.
Just cooked a roux in my oven. Feel like I'm sinning against the Cajun culinary gods, but it looks good!
Can anyone recommend a good, reasonably priced framing person in NYC? Gotta get this on my wall pronto...
Dear NY Post, That's not how we spell it!
It's a beautiful day at Bar None!
I hold in my hand 3 Super Bowl tickets. Sadly, they are not mine.
Hey @eamonnbrennan, stop disrupting my 2am Sportscenter viewing with your name scrolling across my screen!
And so it begins...
Alan Greenspan, fresh from bringing America to its knees, enjoys some tasty peach cobbler in Dan Snyder's box.
King Laserface in rare form...
At a Walgreens in Jersey, where they keep the Axe locked in a glass case to prevent shoplifting. This is no joke
After living in NYC for 7 yrs, I finally found a store that stocks @tonychacheres. God is great!
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