I have kidnapped James Bond's shadow. If the Govt. wants it back it must deposit £1m in my Swiss acct.

~ @probablydrunk appears to be tweeting from the past.

Yey! Got them dancing.

The room I'm playing in tonight. Looks like a Wedgewood plate.

@grovesmedia This is a portrait of me aged 6, which I think answers your question. :)

MicroAardvark's birthday venus fly traps, day 4

Reggae reggae chicken on Honey Oat with jalapenos. yummmmmm..

There's a best girl's speech before the best man's speech. They're enjoying it tho.

And the crowd once they're dancing...

My crowd tonight. 190 of them in total, of which about 30 are blokes.

This place at Five Ways #Birmingham looks interesting. Have to try it sometime.

Foot long meatball marinara. Italian herbs & cheese. Cheese, toasted, lettuce, onion, jalapenoes & chilli sauce. Nomnom!

Not sure I'd have a private reg that says "toilet".

#mbcamp @chrisunitt's talk on the success of Created in Birmingham in the Webby awards.

#mbcamp @rasga's opening presentation.

Connor was busy on the PC today. This is his masterpiece.

@pigsonthewing My £10 from Maplins keyboard. Ideal for my mp3 decks.