Bah! Queues out the door at subway and I didn't have enough time to wait. Mind you, if this is the biggest prob of my day I can't complain.

The hollow chocolate penguin met a grisly end; his multi-coloured innerds spilling across the desk.

Presents from my Mother in Law in pride of place on our fireplace

Tonight's venue altho I'm doing very little of the work myself whilst my back is on the mend.

Things that reaaaaally piss me off #435: my razor being used to shave legs #436:

Lunch. Omnomnom.

Twice as good as the 8bit Lounge?

Will be snoozing til Bristol. Can't decide which of these to use to wake me up when I get there.

And Ruairidh has immediately made himself right at home. @editorialgirl

Old bloke in a ghostbusters outfit.

I will be here at a wedding fayre for the next 5 hours.

Ostentatious much? They're each longer than my drive.

Whilst I'm not sleeping, have a not very good photo I took earlier today.

Interesting decor at @startthebus. Breakfast's good too. Omnomnom

And the too tight dress. Is this too cruel / unfair? Am I stepping over a line here?

@parboo Better shot.

@parboo Best I could do without looking like a perv

I have kidnapped James Bond's shadow. If the Govt. wants it back it must deposit £1m in my Swiss acct.

~ @probablydrunk appears to be tweeting from the past.

Yey! Got them dancing.