The Turtle 


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So THIS is where Katie's catfud has been going! Mr. Possum is BUSTED!

this is what I have to deal with!

That reminds me of something.

Ok, do I take the green or the blue liquid?

Fuck this, I'm opening a bottle of pork.

There's the kit. There's Liz's butt. In a year, he'll be her size. Stay tuned.

Holy shit, the kit has ALREADY figured out how to get out of the nestbox!!! Liz will never rest.

there you go...

This is Murka at 4am. This is what we eat here. Fuck all y'all.

The kit nose-to-nose with his mother, Elizabeth Regina. Liz, to you...

Did I post this last night? Look at how small the kit is...

Here you go! Firt!!!

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He does actually look somewhat less grumpy! Good job, Mr. Kidd!

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See what I said? #AusCERT

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The Four Princesses, back to front: Diana, Wilhelmina, Anne and Grace.

Crossing Georgia's Turtle River, near Brunswick. Less than 200 miles out and moving very fast!

Three sends her greetings. She did NOT get tattooed today.

Look at them. This is the class of the class: the best wabbies I have ever seen.

Still life, with diesel.

Same scene, now that the snow has ended: