The Turtle 


#fridayfacts lives here. Tune in for chicken flavor updates, wabbit pictures, lots of foul language when I talk about stupid people. Dedicated absurdist.

Photos and Videos by @the_turtle

  • Timeline
  • Gallery

Nononono! Not as adorable as WABBITS! 

  • 1430 days ago via Spaz
  • 59

OK, no prob! 

  • 1434 days ago via Spaz
  • 91

RT Don't forget to kiss under the cameltoe! //lolwut?

  • 1434 days ago via Spaz
  • 96


  • 1434 days ago via Spaz
  • 75

That kit at the left, laughing? She is now a Grand Champion and possibly the best doe in the US in her variety!

  • 1501 days ago via site
  • 98

Follow the link to view more details or to create your own Tweet Cloud:

This makes the weather seems less ominous.

I don't know if you can make it out, but there's 4" of water between me and the diesel. Margarita!

Yep. It looks ominous. And it just started pouring and dropped 20 degrees.

Weather has arrived. Wind went from near-calm to 45mph in about two minutes.

Yep. I'm saying old dance hall. Tables around the perimeter, outline of old dance floor over there.

See? A stage. They do have bands, but this stage says "old dance hall."

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen:

  • 1567 days ago via site
  • 89

Georgette is not yet five months old and is over 13 pounds.

Miami beat the Falcons? In Atlanta?

yeah, OK. Sorry about the lighting.


Damn! These are gigantic! Pepperoni sticks. And I still have nachos on the way. I'm worried.


I KNEW I'd seen her before!