The Turtle 

@the_turtle

#fridayfacts lives here. Tune in for chicken flavor updates, wabbit pictures, lots of foul language when I talk about stupid people. Spam me and I'll kill you.

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Nononono! Not as adorable as WABBITS! 

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OK, no prob! 

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RT Don't forget to kiss under the cameltoe! //lolwut?

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That kit at the left, laughing? She is now a Grand Champion and possibly the best doe in the US in her variety!

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This makes the weather seems less ominous.

I don't know if you can make it out, but there's 4" of water between me and the diesel. Margarita!

Yep. It looks ominous. And it just started pouring and dropped 20 degrees.

Weather has arrived. Wind went from near-calm to 45mph in about two minutes.

Yep. I'm saying old dance hall. Tables around the perimeter, outline of old dance floor over there.

See? A stage. They do have bands, but this stage says "old dance hall."

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen:

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Georgette is not yet five months old and is over 13 pounds.

Miami beat the Falcons? In Atlanta?

yeah, OK. Sorry about the lighting.

lolwut?

Damn! These are gigantic! Pepperoni sticks. And I still have nachos on the way. I'm worried.

indeed.

I KNEW I'd seen her before!