Simon Dasher

@theParkinglot

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Gozer here, are you the Gatekeeper?

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Things are tough all over.

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Listen here coppers. U can't catch me see. We're having a party see. Fireworks. dames and whiskey see?

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Big fan of #Kagan's view of cameras inside the Supreme Court but her view of shoulder pads not so much.

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top hats and harpoons. how you livin' son?

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Ok I get it, your stoop sale is literary and maybe amazing. Settle down.

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Funny, the poster for the movie Killers looks different in the Brooklyn subway than anywhere else.

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Hey You! If you need socks I endorse Marietta's on Court Street over in beautiful Brooklyn. You won't be sorry. Yo

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I'm no meteorologist but I am alarmed at this humidity level.

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Who among us hasn't been in the same boat?

  • 1555 days ago via site
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Made two new friends this morning. Think they're gonna show me their pond later.

  • 1563 days ago via site
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These books are huge! Thanks to tennis ball and chopsticks for scale.

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Good Job Rite Aid! Wet Paint is now a horror story.

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More cults need to start basing their message on oats, carrots and speed. #kentuckyderby #NoblesPromise

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Twitter is strange. Double meaning words with fist and moustache tales from . I'm a fan.

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tough luck ladies.

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Just got a new shirt, as seen here.

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fiends and friends art a go-go from kimmy g, 50 1/2 e.64th street nyc, you have a week to walk in my feetsteps, and thrash

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Who am I to say what elephants can or can't do?

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Rep. Allen Boyd of Florida just made me want to Spring Break in his district.

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