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@burtonsnowboard is so the tits. They sent me the 2011 catalog, some sweet swag and a note. You guys rock!
Can you see the difference? Cuz I cant see the difference
A Keanu Reeves finger bang of epic proportions
@lucyspet now THIS is teh gayest shit ever! ;-)
@fashionista514 you ever figure this is coming back in style? Sooooo sweet looking
Always new Twilight's Edward (as played by Robert Cattinson) was a pussy
Years later little Rosa would not be able to go down on any man unless they sang Happy Birthday first.
Hahahaha, not only does it look like he's raping boo boo, but it says "great things COME in bears!"
Dude, you're not even trying anymore.
Here I am in my Mankini taken this weekend. I hope you like it!
OK? @lucyspet @dysfuncjunc
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer hopes Lilo will be out of jail this week as she's in Dire Straits...
Ok, which one is she?
@dysfuncjunc this ones for you
Most popular US baby names
Happy July 4th Teabaggers! America, Fuck yeah!
Best. Sesame Street Episode. Ever.
This Episode was brought to you by the letters 'DP' and the number '69'
Aaaaaaaand it's raining in the country...bleh!
Gary Coleman's final resting place of his cremated ashes
Gary Coleman's crematorium.
Twilight's Edward smells something fishy...
Kanye West's chimes in on Vuvuzelas controversy.
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