This stream of consciousness has been brought to you by heavy doses of RedBull, Starbucks and sarcasm from The Chosen people.
Sam Adams Boston Lager, you complete me!
A whole aisle of snacky cake foods. I'm dying.
I love pretzels and I love bagels. Tell me, how magical would it be if they were combined? Book it. Done.
Reason no. 163 why I love the USA
Why I love technology...
And here I thought Jesus would use a Dyson. #rapture
Poor Macho Man.
NHL bans Green Men but this happens. I can just picture Gary Bettman sitting alone in his office pounding his fist into his desk when he saw this.
Ahhhh Craigslist ads...You give me giggles.
Dear Lady Gaga,
I see weiner.
Rachel McAdams butt gif is 287 kinds of awesome. I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring. There goes the afternoon.
Way to go Vancouver Canucks!! Three more wins and you get to wear these jerseys!!
Joo don't fuck with Luongo. #canucks #Sharks #NHLPlayoffs
Let victory be brought. #Canucks #Sharks
Well, there goes my childhood...
Separated At Birth: Maria Shriver and The Predator
Go Nucks GO! #NHLPlayoffs
Worst Wolverine blowup toy ever
A DURRRPA DUURRRR HUUUURRRR
Kenny Powers knows his Photoshop, muthafucker!
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