I'm an enigmatic apathetic contrarian. I also like cheesy comedies and awful action movies.
Two of my favorite comics replying and favoriting my tweets. They need to do a show together @adamraycomedy @deandelray
This one, up my butt all week.
Fat mac or Haley Joel Osment?
Making sure it makes it in her mouth
Long day of rafting for this drunkie. #sunburntandsleepy
Night out, more like phone night out, amirite?...!
@adamcarolla they're even in victory lane! #why !!
Which is it @BleacherReport ?
White trash, dumb bitch, bastard kids, pic.
This dumb bitch is taking pics of her bastard kids who r playing in funland with their shoes. #whitetrashamerica
This dumb bitch is taking pics of her bastard kids who are playing in funland with their shoes on. #whitetrashamerica
Should of figured that Giant fans kids were the one who played in their fucking shoes. #hatdcorefag
Because I'm the boss of me
@adamraycomedy jack and coke?
@adamraycomedy love it @ADAMDEVINE
@KevinHarvick beer taps on the wall. #mindblown
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