Foolish Mortal, You Shall Not Escape My Unholy Gaze.

Another family portrait ruined by a hyperactive child & a shitty photographer.

Natey night crawl. Open mic verdict: 30% "ha ha," 70% queer. Lookin for a thunderstorm next couple hrs.

Vince sharing a bed with the ex-wife.

Natey just wants to be friends.

Jessie takes a lunch order

verdict: after 3 years of domestication, the vacuum cleaner is still terrifying to everyone in the household.

Natey weekend pics at http://tinyurl.com/bz6tu4

"They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."

lying half asleep on the floor earlier I thought this pattern was a real cat for a good minute or two. O joyous neural misfire.

Show let out at 12:30. Got 10 hours till I have to be at work. I smell like a tobacco factory. Meeting sv (@gatewaycats) for late dinner.

seems stupid that i have to chase Vince down to give him medicine for cystitis that may have been brought on by stress.

(2nd try) nate the cat found yet another way to be a nuisance today. more at http://tinyurl.com/bog33j

nate the cat found yet another way to be a nuisance today. more at http://tinyurl.com/bog33j

nate's got wood. huh huh m heh.

........to this? The clock don't lie: one minute. I had to break up this lover's spat 2 seconds after taking this shot.

how long does it take to go from this.........

storm drain backed up outside. no wind damage in our neighborhood as far as i can tell.

Cats are watching Trainspotting while I finish end-of-night chores.

this is what the inside of my brain looks like. note the beast lurking within.