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@teacuptempest

Blonde hair, green eyes & a forked tongue. Dominatrix, condom dealer & brothel manager. BA/BHSc. Slytherin fiend. I enjoy the more unsavoury things in life.

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hey my tummy is getting flat! I'M SHRINKING.slowly but surely! also if you hate fat kids go away pls :-D

This shit used to fit properly man

Blister update! Status: still disgusting! :D

I must not tell lies

I bet this jerk doesn't have a validate metcard!

On a much more awesome note, AWESOME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS FROM LUXILICIOUS, PINKACHU AND SOMEONE WHO REMAINS UNNAMED :) :)

I ransacked Cleo's Dolly magazine because it was SEALED IN FOIL and this is as racy as it gets

Me versus a sz14 top!

Me in tram form!

My taste in music is why I am single, no lie. But fuck you at least there is no GaGa

Autumn where are you?

Patched myself up with some antiseptic, see how it is in a few hours! Eeep.

Want to vom up your breakfast? Check out the gnarly blister my shoes gave me :(((((( (warning: it's yuck)

With .3% spirulina, you would get more spirulina from a mouthful of creek water

Yes.

Package arrived! Thank you Benji :) 2 medium & 3 little HIV plushies! Mistress is happy :)

Sorry guys that's the day I wash my hair!

My life haha

My pumpkin cardigan!

My kitchen Rules, teacup style. I'm going to eat this in bed. My everything hurts haha