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HE DOES VOICES FOR THEM
Old Man Rat-tail
LOOK AT HIS ARMS. LOOK. LOOK. T Rex in a suit and a quiff. #theapprentice
"Its 31 in London today". "Ah, I best wear my FUCKING MASSIVE BODYWARMER THEN"
Hello old friend
A lovely note from @Dariasaur
Anyone else watching this on TLC right now?
Geishas: not that glamourous in the flesh
Worst sign ever. Stop it. Just stop it.
Well. This sounds...brilliant.
I should've been a Victorian fop
The cat from take a break earlier. His face!
Hello Friday beer.
Take A Break Fate & Fortune. Wow.
"Coming up next on ITV2, it's..."
Turned on Magaluf Weekender on ITV2. First thing i saw: Turned off after that. That won't be topped.
Hurry up lads, i want me lunch
Very policey in Piccadilly today
Is that...a denim onsie?
I'm sticking with matching. Haters gon hate.
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