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Old Man Rat-tail

LOOK AT HIS ARMS. LOOK. LOOK. T Rex in a suit and a quiff. #theapprentice

"Its 31 in London today". "Ah, I best wear my FUCKING MASSIVE BODYWARMER THEN"

Hello old friend

A lovely note from

Anyone else watching this on TLC right now?

Geishas: not that glamourous in the flesh

Worst sign ever. Stop it. Just stop it.

Well. This sounds...brilliant.

I should've been a Victorian fop

The cat from take a break earlier. His face!

Hello Friday beer.

Take A Break Fate & Fortune. Wow.

"Coming up next on ITV2, it's..."

Turned on Magaluf Weekender on ITV2. First thing i saw: Turned off after that. That won't be topped.

Hurry up lads, i want me lunch

Very policey in Piccadilly today

Is that...a denim onsie?

I'm sticking with matching. Haters gon hate.