The headlines under @TorontoStar's breaking piece on the crack video sum up Rob Ford's glorious last few weeks.

What the hell are you eating, Internet?

Of course, this comment was posted on a Slate article. #internetcommentersaredumb

Love seeing @CraigAnderson41 trending worldwide after that performance! #PeskySens #habssens #craiganderson

Meanwhile on ESPN, a potentially transformational event still comes second to OMGTEBOWWATCH!!!

In case he deletes it, here's AR State Representative Nate Bell's (@NateBell4AR) tweet screencapped for posterity.

Wikipedia is clearly not terribly impressed with Harry Reid after today's Senate vote.

Did @TheBeaverton think it was time for a -now deleted- satirical piece on the Boston Marathon?It did (see photo).

Hopefully the dreaded overly-optimistic-Wikipedia-update jinx won't strike Adam Scott! #Masters

I use Tribute.ca for movie times - NOT to get emailed about enlisting in the Canadian Armed Forces. #unsubscribe

This is just sad. If I were the #AusOpen, I'd consider giving away mixed doubles tickets. Thoughts, @jon_wertheim?

About that new @YYYs album cover - should we talk about the elephant in the room? cc: @JonesysJukebox @DuffMcKagan

I'd be ok if @cnn removed "3rd-grader on what she saw and heard" from its top videos from the #Newtown shooting.

I wish Canada Post could tell me why my order that was shipped on Dec. 8 just spent 5 days in Mississauga.

I did not expect "Robert Johnson" or "Crossroads" to be trending topics at any point in 2012. #121212concert

Based on the Twitter accounts to which he subscribes, I feel like the Pope needs to broaden his interests a bit.

Ugh.

Enter an amount lower than the cost of a @WINDmobile plan on their "compare your plan" page & you get this. Hmmmm.

"cunt"? I guess RedBull spent all its money on Felix Baumgartner, so it didn't have any left to buy a vowel.

Some Detroit Tigers fan tells us how he feels about José "Satan" Valverde on his Wikipedia page.