Awful (ultra)runner & worse triathlete. JREF-type Skeptic. Pro-Science. Anti-BS. GenXer. #RunBlahgger #RunDC #Natitude #Beakertude Unavailable, ladies!
"Zoolights" at the @NationalZoo was great, until we encountered the dancing Panda in a snow globe. Then it got Awesome.
Here at Thanksgiving dinner, my reputation has preceded me:
Wow. You're kidding. You BOTH ate the one pound burger? I'm shocked. #NotShockedAtAll #HolyFuckTheyHadShakesToo
Seriously, I swear this is an actual book, and not photoshopped. Holy crap.
Done. Whew, glad that's ov-SWEET CHRIST THE SAUCE ISN'T COMING OFF FINGERS WITH WATER AND NAPKINS. #McTai #Facehugger
I open the box and have the same feeling as when that egg opened near John Hurt in "Alien." #McTai
The morning after. Maybe I just dreamt of 15 foot poodles on wheels. Let me just check:
Home from the celebration of Sapphic Love. Photos of some of the decor attached. #Poodle #YoGabba
Cool side effect of a lesbian wedding: the men's room is totally not crowded.
Today was "Office Trick or Treat Day," where staff bring their kids in. Some staff were better prepared than others.
Today is "Trick or Treat at the office Day." Some co-workers have better selections than others.
@lopezbobby Someone's copy of Pooh arrived today!
This came in tonight's mail. I think someone's direct marketing list needs improvement.
Stolen from FB, but this is a staggering depiction of the economic mess the US is facing. (Hat tip: @skylatron)
Here goes 6 months of physical therapy . . . The good news is that I can't fall off. #TrainerAttached
On the PT table, ice on the knee, what else to do but read @dcrainmakerblog's cover story on training gadgets?
Wow my SECOND Bag of Holding from @ThinkGeek to have a zipper crap out and break. #WorkmanshipFail
No surprise - yet another "Ah HA!" inducing answer from @neiltyson on the PETA ad re compassion. #ManCrushOnNDT
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