Gotta tell ya, if there is town that will build a motherfuckin bridge- its Pittsburgh

My wife doing a little birthday hob knobbin' #BoM

Um honey, I think its time you know the truth about the easter bunny...

If i took this photo with a black and white or color, you'd never know. #bwparty #rooftoppool #cosmo

My mom in law and i with Strat-Elvis-phere! #bwparty

Cabana day out at Encore Beach club, i am the fattest person here by 60 lbs easy. Its like a rap video in here.

This is the first time the whole fortune cookie "in bed" actually made me laugh... and frightened.

Butt mints???

Arm or leg?

Getting ready for thursday's P&T shoot, I stop by and say hi to 30 razor toothed piranha...

@donttrythis saying good bye to my beard, monkey tail style!