Matt Sussman

@suss2hyphens

Sustainable humor advocate by recycling jokes and puns. Gigglemetrician at @baseballpro. I made @HustleBelt. You should try curling.

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Had to do it. The Weinhardt Shig Company.

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Big freaking ghost spotted in Livonia. Hope you have Egon Spengler's cell phone.

Magenta storm has transformed into a lycanthrope. We're all pretty much screwed. It's been fun.

RADAR UPDATE: Magenta-colored cell heading my way looks like an upside down Goomba.

It appears featured my Galarraga post on the front page. On purpose. Too kind, guys.

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Nobody's going to make a kitschy logo for Brennan Boesch on the day of his MLB debut? Fine.

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Please stare at this Brandon Inge stance for hours.

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All the Google Images people look for that begin with "p."

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You guys are awesome.

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It's no crying Duke kid. Because it's a crying Kansas kid.

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Further proof that Matthew Dellavedova listens to Peppy Hare.

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Did I tell you guys about the time I did a guest spot on Law & Order?

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Hey, ? I know BG is playing Miami, but...

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Why, yes I am. Thank you, Digg!

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Orange you glad I didn't dress as Vader?

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Chip Caray, tomorrow morning after this Twins-Tigers game.

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The Portland Heat Wave is bringing out the innovation in everyone.

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Probably not worth the $12.99 on the day of Game 7.

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They have my favorite popsicle flavor!

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