Matt Sussman


Sustainable humor advocate by recycling jokes and puns. Gigglemetrician at @baseballpro. I made @HustleBelt. You should try curling.

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RT : I'd pay $5000 to see Juan Pierre wearing Placido Polanco's helmet.

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Magglio Lairdoñez.

Count's currently 1-4. Can he do it?

Analyzed Dotel's pitches from last night. Conclusion: he was thinking about airplanes.

Can't imagine what Verlander's pissed about. Nope.

(cc: Delmon Young)

Sorry, couldn't hear you over Orel Hershiser's glasses.

The moon looks great tonight.

Thinking of growing a mustache for the wedding. Too classy?

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The McCrib is back —

Gerald Laird's World Series ring:

Apologies to and with his blessing:

So, wait. Which two teams are in the World Series again?

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Doesn't seem like anybody can run this country. Just put the automatic president in charge.

My exclusive report on why the 2011 Red Sox didn't make the playoffs. Hits newsstands tomorrow!

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If the strike zone were Hollywood Squares, Ball 2 would have grazed Whoopi's dreads.

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Sit on a tack, Texas weather.

BREAKING: Verlander is 6-foot-5-inches.