Count's currently 1-4. Can he do it?

Analyzed Dotel's pitches from last night. Conclusion: he was thinking about airplanes.

Can't imagine what Verlander's pissed about. Nope.

(cc: Delmon Young)

Sorry, couldn't hear you over Orel Hershiser's glasses.

The moon looks great tonight.

Thinking of growing a mustache for the wedding. Too classy?

The McCrib is back —

Gerald Laird's World Series ring:

Apologies to @iracane and with his blessing:

So, wait. Which two teams are in the World Series again?

Doesn't seem like anybody can run this country. Just put the automatic president in charge.

My exclusive report on why the 2011 Red Sox didn't make the playoffs. Hits newsstands tomorrow!

If the strike zone were Hollywood Squares, Ball 2 would have grazed Whoopi's dreads.

Sit on a tack, Texas weather.

BREAKING: Verlander is 6-foot-5-inches.

Pitch 2 actually went behind Victor Martinez. And yet...