Matt Sussman

@suss2hyphens

Sustainable humor advocate by recycling jokes and puns. Gigglemetrician at @baseballpro. I made @HustleBelt. You should try curling.

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Hey, you can't say MLB Gameday Scout doesn't know his baseball.

LIVE footage of Joe Paterno's statue being removed:

Analysis of Doug Fister's start tonight:

MLB Network with the Redundancy of the Year.

Q.

Casey Fien might've had the best four transactions in a March, ever.

Saltalamacchia hacked into and is all, "PICK MEEEEEE"

My ex-coworker just joined Facebook. This is his bio:

I love everybody.

Sigh.

RT : Ironically, using the word 'haters' non-ironically will make me sort of hate you.

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Did some calculations. Here is the Tigers current grid of assholes and dirtbags.

Useful information: how to pronounce Josh Thole.

This is my friend casually #philcoking.

I mean, FROWNY FACE. (AL leaders)

Quintin Berry, telling his family about his recent Tigers success.

Screenshot of Kevin Rand's phone:

Kind of eerie that + I finish 1-2 in Pick 6 on Tilde Retirement Day.

Ah, the Yankees didn't like the called strike one.

A funny Mike Trout GIF —