Matt Sussman

@suss2hyphens

Sustainable humor advocate by recycling jokes and puns. Gigglemetrician at @baseballpro. I made @HustleBelt. You should try curling.

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"Do I *have* to take them off?" "Well... no, but we're ins—" "I'll leave them on."

SWEET HEAVENS, AVILA.

FIGURE IT OUT, GENTLEMEN.

CORRECT HEADLINE.

CORRECT HEADLINE.

#EveryGameCounts

A closer look at that Aaron Rodgers sack. (original by )

#math

Technically a #chyronfail but shouldn't be.

I *knew* I recognized Hunter Pence and Pablo Sandoval from somewhere else:

Also: still $0.50 in and remains a level of thievery comparable to a diamond heist:

Meanwhile, in Toledo...

This seems like an easy choice.

Happy if anyone can translate this.

Gamechanger.

TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR.

It's called Google Drive now, ass.

Kind of concerned USA fencing is being represented by the Putty Patrol.

Really scary looking clouds over New York right now.