Matt Sussman


Sustainable humor advocate by recycling jokes and puns. Gigglemetrician at @baseballpro. I made @HustleBelt. You should try curling.

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All glory to the HYPNOMAX

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I made a composite GIF of Doug Fister pitches.

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Found this on my hard drive and I don't even remember doing it.

Tigers fans with heart conditions: do not click.


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Probably the best College Football Playoff logo.



So, the Dutch have invaded US soil

Okay, the Spanish guy's coat is fabulous.

Ah, that's where I've seen Bryce Harper's haircut before.

Here, Wichita State can have this new logo.


The other upset this weekend: our curling team won the B Event in Columbus —

Oh, just voting for the all-WBC team.

Fred McGrinn

Because the sport isn't Canadian enough: Tim Horton's coffee cups as targets for corner guards.