Wtf...this is a real thing on sale at Harris Teeter! What's next...the ravioli slut?

So...an old minecraft host we had wants to send a collection agent after me for not paying this invoice... #DERP

OH NO, TRAGEDY STRUCK! WHY PABLO.....WHYYYYY!!

Well look who is there to greet us at work in the hospital Monday morning. Hello friend! #Cockroach

#BlackMarch I support this and WILL NOT LET THESE COMPANIES RUIN THE WHOLE INTERNET TO PROTECT THEIR MONIES.

Admitting piracy is bad...so this pile of discs I'm discarding is NOT an epic pirated content collection.

I HAVE WITNESSED A TRUE MIRACLE :O #WallWiring

How's this for an @amahi setup. FreeNAS box that supports 12 SATA drives on top.

Gotta love those "High Definition Graphics."

I've kept this for years...just because I've never seen a drive that can read this. Advice?

My holiday elf...part 2

My holiday elf...part 1

Dr. @rygelthewoof says "that's a pretty big boo-boo, dad."

Goodbye abnormal mole :) #SorryForGrossMedicalTweet

Happy 10 year (+19 days) anniversary to my pretty lady @sdbarbiedoll :)

To all my friends out there that don't want their phone modded...put this inside the battery case :)

Oh but wait now...OF COURSE IT WORKS! I learned how to do this at PIE-YOW university with a degree in BIM-YAMETRY.

2005 laptop FRANKENSTEINED into an HTPC...THIS THING SHOULD NOT WORK! I sawed the screen off :D