You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation.And in their desperation they turned to a man they didnt fully understand
What does this look like?
My sparklingly clean keyboard
Look made butter. Yeah I made it what's it to you? It tastes good. Put it in the fridge to chill.
I contend that the reflective bits should light up instead. Make it so Sainburys
Part two: Shaven face.Side note - My face is very spotty although that's not due to being unclean more due to being born
Part one: Face with beard. Side note - I'm weird looking
The finished product
Sauce is bubbling away
Base of my sauce for me pasta
I'm looking for a receptical for umbrellas in here. Anybody see anything I can use?
@AdventureFarm whose that?
Look a dead spider
It the simple joys - @CocaCola
The start of my dinner. FOOD!
Finally dinner has arrived, bitches. Not great lighting but I know your jealous :P
The most tan man ever in Sainsburys. Re my twat-versation with @Nonicam
ATTENTION, URGENT: Sign needed! Have any ideas of what sign should go here. Twat a reply to this twat #twatternews
TWATTER QUESTION OF THE DAY: Which soup should I eat?
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