I wanna be a gay cowboy when I grow up.
@Safecoinsurance so the smallest thing on the page is what I need to accomplish. #uiSuckage
Breaking: Kim Jong Un and the navy leaving north korea to attack california!!!
DOMA, you in danger, gurl!
The "I support Edie" memes were getting to me today so I made this:
don't make eye contact
"The world is changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth."
@morhall and we get backups from the future…
it's like visiting the local dog pound. I just want to take them all home.
you had ONE JOB…
i ❤ varnish. Only one failure on a page that was supposed to fail!! w00T!
Having just signed another lease, this is pretty typical of what you're getting in SFO these days for $3k/month
I thought they were out of their minds when they asked $250 more for my apt. Then I started pricing moving
@ how to deal with your friends on Facebook who watch fox news:
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