great way to get me to NOT follow you

Hey @dubouchet, thanks for doing this to my twitter feed!

Eating chili w J Ho

Nothing goes better with peas and carrots than fresh baby.

Flipping off THE @robdelaney at UCB

@Yarvo every time I join your game I get this.

@JennyJohnsonHi5 fuck you!

@TheStevenWeber these used to be glasses of water! #jesustweet

Try driving a mile in my shoe

@Glinner if you ever change your profile picture, please consider replacing w this.

It's no Los Angeles, but it'll do for a few days

I'm at @normansguitars

Babysitting

Lunch w @DavidKoechner and @TVsAndyDaly ( @Rich_Fulcher flaked)

My hand/Ellen's foot!

Never forget!

Talking *sports with @michaelianblack at Cobb's in San Francisco. *pussy