From the dept of pointless signs - SWT slippery floors poster. The station is asphalt + full canopy. @TheFactCompiler

Why you looking so blue, Newcastle & Gateshead?

I am in England.

This bidirectional cycle path in Edinburgh is alright....

I'm at the beach.

Yay sustrans routes.

Wheel.

I'm on the National Cycle Network. I've been on worse bits.

Stirling morning.

Stirling morning.

I'm on the train, of course.

I'm on the train, of course.

I'm in a "bird hide". I think I'm supposed to "watch birds".

Bicycle route with proper directions signs, Edinburgh meadows.

Edinburgh experiment with sensible toucan lights.

Must've been one of those reckless pavement cyclists you keep hearing about, I guess...

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Cranes".

A heliclopter just landed next to me.

Glasgow using their initiative...

I seem to have broken a wheel, slightly. (still functional for now.) What're the options? Currently thinking "go home".