I'll call back later.
If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://t.co/0m3UIW2wMs
@dwwdwwdww do you need this app?
Uh. Someone ought to be critiquing some of these dog owners at the dog show.
So here's what is happening at Lux right now.
Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
Just let me know if you want me to text you, too.
@HunterBridges just do it.
@jose602 @vpbaker @whatitladue for the record, I have this in my drafts but didn't send it even before this tweet.
@aspaul let's do this.
@wheezy_dee I'm considering this.
The saddest iMessage between @vpbaker and me you ever did see.
@princessleah7x I have a little more.
@whatitladue I know one dude.
Fucking Rock of Ages. #ROA
@whatitladue what do you want? I'm buying myself this.
@HeathCastor I'm watching the one where Daphne gets dumped by Joe.
You're killing me here.
@darrenrobinson for you, dear sir. I'm happier than I look, but the lady behind me is taking about being Repulican.
On Going To Parties With People We Can't Really Be Bothered With. Featuring @TheManofLetters
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