Statutory Ray

@statutoryray

If you're looking for back child support, call my lawyer

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My boy Zlex from and Brady from metalville will be joining Con-Crete and DJ moi at the Matador, Sat 3/30

If you wanna really flip out, Google "World Class Wrecking Cru Dr Dre" to get the 80's Dre image search:

My contribution to the #fashion industry, original Fuck Your #Swag shirts Entertainment! http://www.fuckyourswagshirts.com

Driving around PDX w/ the last of the first run FYS shirts. $10 until this run is gone, hit me up stat #OutrageousAudio

Rick Astley = Al Jourgenson lite?

Too many End of the World parties. Join the We Made It bash Sat at Ash Street Saloon in Portland: https://m.facebook.com/events/451878774859837?refid=48

Before you deal with the relatives, come hang with friends, strangers and me at the Matador (W. Burnside). I DJ at 10pm

Gonna be heading down to the Matador on W. Burnside around 9, would be nice to catch up with folks. Come down & say hi!

was working with "binders full of women" before Romney was a nominee:

Announcing the titles of the prize porn is why I secretly <3 guest DJing at Sunset Strip in Portland.. Show up tonight:

Finished up a fun show w/ hedPE, gonna DJ Sassy's Friday night and then Saturday, it's FREE PORN night at Sunset Strip:

Gearing up to DJ between sets tonight w [he'd]PE. Then Fri at Sassy's and Sat at Sunset! /End shameless self-promotion.

The "estate" of Ted Bundy, aka the old lady he stayed with in Oregon, is now a children's camp:

Tonight! I'm your guest DJ at the Matador (1967 W Burnside), no cover, 10-2:15.

It says "you've spent many years in the sun since you thought tribalish tats where okay" ;)

Guess who's coming to dinner on Saturday? Free tacos at the Matador like wat:

An evening of sailors, sinners and shenanigans, tonight at Tiger Bar. D&P plus me (DJ HazMatt) equals win, see ya then:

This is my friends dog Chloe, she may need to meet Piper and Lucy at some point (she lives 5 blocks from lucky lab)

Literal interpretation of what I'm doing next Thursday:

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