Matt Parker


I do mathematics and stand-up. Sometimes simultaneously.

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Very exciting. were brewing my 4D beer today! I was allowed to put the hops in:

Oh, so I just line all of these up then? That'll be nice and easy…

Is it just me, or are the number of contacts under a modern computer processor just getting silly?

4th beer is 'Pennant Ale'. #beerreview: Tastes exactly like an ale version of their delicious lager.

Here it is at full zoom. Full. Zoom. RT : Looks exactly the same. Can you zoom a bit more?

If they were a bit hard to see in that last photo, here's a zoomed-in shot:

If you haven't come across these edible fractals before, they're called romanesco broccoli.

My favourite fractal vegetable spotted on the streets of London:

Conclusive evidence that is the most dedicated test builder:

This graffiti is wrong.

Waiting for a taxi in Birmingham, discussing why this shop wants to change pi…

Here is a wide (and less-arty) shot of the fractal build:

I just got to hold Curly the hungarian curly haired tarantula spider, thanks to . She's adorable.

Even as we speak…

Spaaaace Jellyfiiiish! From halfway down this page, via

Close enough, is dodecahedral enough.

Ah, I see what they've done here.

London MathsJam is in full swing! Join us downstairs at the Penderel's Oak.

Ok, this is now all getting very real.

I hurt my ARM.