Matt Simmons

@standaloneSA

Blogger/Author/SysAdmin/Normal Person

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Here is a picture of with cheese on his head - that is all.

This is what the #TechFieldDay ice breaking party looks like

Went to a burlesque show and piracy broke out

Why yes, this treadmill DOES run Android...why do you ask?

Haha use these for all of those annoying red server room lights that don't go off ;-) #sysadmin

Hanging out at the Beale Street Tavern with Elvis

From last night - Chilling with at Hopdaddy Burger Bar in Austin TX

Chilling with at Hopdaddy Burger Bar in Austin TX

Chilling with at Hopdaddy Burger Bar in Austin TX

#MarioMarathon has lost that loving feeling... wow

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Remember the other day when I mentioned that Home Depot had cheap whiteboard?

#mariomarathon Blindfolded trollface http://www.mariomarathon.com

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Mario Marathon Conga Dance #mariomarathon #awesomesauce http://www.mariomarathon.com

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They sell mini kegs of Bell's Oberon??? Ohio is magic!!!

If anyone is curious, Home Depot has huge sheets of white board for $12 #sysadmin #mancave

Every once in a while, I pick up a book at the library that I know nothing about. I'm happy about this pick:

damnit! Where was this when I was outfitting my desk at work?!?! # sysadmin

Creepy little dinosaurs #BryantPark

Fueling up before the race. Sailboats run on wind and caffeine.