Andytown News diarist with an eye on the week just gone, or indeed the one just ahead. Interested in the strange, the funny and the totally bonkers.
There's a lot of woofing, the sound of big pads on tarmac and this bad boy arrives, me still sitting on car bumper
The perils of lunchtime country walks. Me feeding the Alf boy cheese and salami on the Tullyrusk Rd near Dundrod
And finally Cyril... Yes, the only shrine is still there. This UDA/UFF memorial is yards from the entrance. Ssssh!
This sign just went up at lunchtime. 'MazeLong Kesh: from peace to prosperity'. So it's Balmoral Park now, is it?
Ulster thrift: All around the perimeter homes and businesses have scavenged that grimly familiar Long Kesh fencing
Don't ask me to explain this one. Securely behind the security fence sits a child's toys, including Buzz Lightyear
The most unusual letterbox I think I've ever seen. No doubt it's for the, ah, junk mail
This local garage gives you a free apostrophe with every caravan bought
There's a real dumping issue around the perimeter (no watchtowers?). These are bundles of Belfast Telegraphs
Now they've decided what to do with Maze/Long Kesh site, what do they do with the large sterile zone around it?
This brand new road off the Bog Road is doubtless access for the Balmoral show which is less than a month away
The main entrance is very different from the way it was. Security is no longer what you would call oppressive
How much Cenotaph really means to loyalists: 12th a.m. crowd ignored solemn event 20yds away. Perhaps 15 watched
Here are last night's tweets from Fianna Fáil PRO Stephen Kearon. His party has already pushed him under a train
Beautiful Dundrum Castle view yesterday. Nobody there or in town. Union jacks, main street dereliction don't help
Friday pic: Antrim camogs, who scooped All-Ireland O'Duffy Cup, 1979. Capt Mairead McAtamney with trophy. Names?
Just round the corner from the dig-out operation near Lindsay Hairpin. Hope it clears up for the Ulster Grand Prix
@BBCMarkSimpson Walked past Fire and Rescue Service digging it out yesterday afternoon. Thought they were training
Pied wagtail whizzes by in canteen (above left of exit sign). Head printer Kevin and I got him got him back out
Right or left? That's the kind of decision for a day like that – not tea or coffee
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