Sporting Lemon


The most famous 5-a-side football team in London.

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Reports that has died during an horrific #burn sesh are being investigated

The fat bird kanooldled with in Berlin has been sending him provocative snapchats ever since.

We are pleased to announce our new mascot 'Snoop Doge'. #muchsnizzle #sonizzle #LemonDrizzle

Gay midfielder has been spotted shopping for nutrients for the pre season fitness regime

Star injury man has been diagnosed with 'bigorexia'. More to follow.

Star striker is said to be overjoyed with his new personalised 'number 5' boots. #slick #addidas #sexy

Look who's arrived! #ourguy

Shocking. There is a turd in the showers. Ohh shit!!!

Star striker is getting #wavey In #barca with #hisguys.

Here is Matt 'Ross Kemp' Jackson chilling after a brutal blow to the head. #HERO #Lemon


#LEMONLIVETWEETS for all the latest in game updates for tonights game v T United. #WarmUp

Special shout out to keeper for becoming the first Lemon to trend on twitter. #ArabicOud

Star midfielder is suffering from a murked knee. Commonly known as #Glassivitus. Out for the season.

The man between the lemony sticks is hoping to pull the chicks tomorrow with his #DemonFlex pose.

Influential utility man reeling off the names for the annual #DrinkForWomen drinking game. #Lemons

thats right, we do have lemon mugs for sale. Get yours now!

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