The most famous 5-a-side football team in London.
Reports that @Prescott_S has died during an horrific #burn sesh are being investigated
The fat bird @cjgmufc kanooldled with in Berlin has been sending him provocative snapchats ever since.
We are pleased to announce our new mascot 'Snoop Doge'. #muchsnizzle #sonizzle #LemonDrizzle
Gay midfielder @Prescott_S has been spotted shopping for nutrients for the pre season fitness regime
#goldblumrules @tudorpowell #ME @GoldblumRules
Star injury man @Prescott_S has been diagnosed with 'bigorexia'. More to follow.
Star striker @LargerrAL is said to be overjoyed with his new personalised 'number 5' boots. #slick #addidas #sexy
Look who's arrived! #ourguy @andyking56
Shocking. There is a turd in the @powerleagueUK showers. Ohh shit!!!
Star striker @LargerrAL is getting #wavey In #barca with #hisguys.
Here is Matt 'Ross Kemp' Jackson chilling after a brutal blow to the head. #HERO #Lemon
#LEMONLIVETWEETS game on!!
#LEMONLIVETWEETS for all the latest in game updates for tonights game v T United. #WarmUp
Special shout out to keeper @tudorpowell for becoming the first Lemon to trend on twitter. #ArabicOud
Star midfielder @Prescott_S is suffering from a murked knee. Commonly known as #Glassivitus. Out for the season.
The man between the lemony sticks @tudorpowell is hoping to pull the chicks tomorrow with his #DemonFlex pose.
Influential utility man @TownSyndrome reeling off the names for the annual #DrinkForWomen drinking game. #Lemons
@Prescott_S thats right, we do have lemon mugs for sale. Get yours now!
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